For years, it’s really been pissing me off that I had to go to three different sites to get my tropical drink recipes, hot dog recipes, and info about sea turtles.

Thank God this site finally figured it out.

Thanks to Bobak for bringing it to my attention. No more punching walls every day.

 Alltop is a cool site. Go find a category you’re interested in and hit it.

Almost forgot: Friday is Italian Heavy Metal Monk day!

This week, just to mix it up, it’s a Capuchin monk.

Oy.

SARATOGA SPRINGS, New York (AP) — A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation.

Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A video of his visit last month has appeared on YouTube.

The judge has also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service.

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I’d be much obliged if you could take the time to go vote for a pic I took and submitted to JPG magazine.

Just click the pic and have at ‘er! Thanks in advance.

Just read this:

A well-known Queen St. W. bike dealer is facing charges after he was arrested at his store last night by plainclothes cops who alleged they watched him direct a man with bolt-cutters to cut the locks off two nearby bikes and steal them.

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Cinders Gallery in Williamsburg, Brooklyn is currently hosting a show called “Slowdancing to Slayer” by photographer Tod Seelie. Some great pics.

For my money, Patton Owalt is easily the funniest man currently drawing breath and making poop today.

What’s more, he was kind enough to post the speech he gave to students at his high school alma mater. And I, in turn, was kind enough to post it here.

The moral: me and Patton are awesome guys.

First off, I want to thank the teachers and faculty of Broad Run High School for first considering and then inviting me to speak here. It was flattering, I am touched and humbled, and you have made a grave mistake.

I’m being paid for this, right? Oh, wait, there’s some advice, right off the bat – always get paid. If you make enough money in this world you can smoke pot all day and have people killed.

I’m sorry, that was irresponsible.

You shouldn’t have people killed.

Boom! Marijuana endorsement eleven seconds into my speech! Too late to cancel me now!

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Thinking of doing my hair like this cat. Your thoughts please?