Latest Publications

What’s Really In Your Fast Food?

You don’t wanna know…

Using a technique that identifies carbon and nitrogen isotopes in meat, co-authors A. Hope Jahren and Rebecca Kraft tried to determine the animals’ diets and in what conditions they were raised. Based on the high levels of carbon and nitrogen isotopes found in the meat products, the authors claim that the cattle and poultry were predominantly fed corn, which makes them as fat as possible in as short a time as possible, and were raised in extreme confinement.

In an interview, Jahren, who is a geobiologist and professor at the University of Hawaii, even suggested that the nitrogen isotopic signatures found in meat products were so high that they were consistent with environments where animals had consumed their own waste.

What’s Really In Your Fast Food? - Forbes.com

Yes, he truly is great

I take it as axiomatic that it’s impossible to have too much Gonzo. This is one reason why.

Enough Already!

Ok, I get it, but really…

President Barack Obama is being honored on brilliant, uncirculated U.S. Mint Presidential Dollars by The New England Mint.

These limited edition coins are now available to the American public for the first time ever through this special offer. President Barack Obama is depicted in glorious full color on a genuine United States Inaugural Presidential Dollar and layered in genuine 24 karat gold.

Damn it!

Kicking while they’re down

This is awesome.

Senator McCain says Iraq is so improved that the American commander can travel unarmed - but I’ve just returned from Iraq, and that’s ludicrous.

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Awesome - The Palin Prank

VOTE!

Totally deviant.

Hat tip to Nerfgun.

Wassup 2k8

I like everything about this except the corny-ass ending, which is, I admit, probably not the response they were looking for.

Drunk Animals!

Uh, this is pretty awesome…


Drunk Animals! - Funny bloopers are a click away

Drunk Animals!

Simply Brilliant

My only quibble is that it’s not very helpful to those of us who are drunk 24/7…

ANYONE who has spent more than a few minutes over the last couple of weeks trolling tech blogs or cocktail lounges has probably heard about Mail Goggles, a new feature on Google’s Gmail program that is intended to help stamp out a scourge that few knew existed: late-night drunken e-mailing.

The experimental program requires any user who enables the function to perform five simple math problems in 60 seconds before sending e-mails between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. on weekends. That time frame apparently corresponds to the gap between cocktail No. 1 and cocktail No. 4, when tapping out an e-mail message to an ex or a co-worker can seem like the equivalent of bungee jumping without a cord.

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Best thing she ever did…

…and she didn’t even do it.