As you might have guessed, I’ve been very busy and I’m sorry I haven’t posted lately. But when nerfgun sent this my way, I felt it was urgent to share it. For the love of God and all that is holy,go see why.

It’s the end of the year. Time for lists.

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Thanks to his parents, this kid’s going to need major therapy in 3,2,1…

This is great.

Hello, poison control? You’ve gotta help me, I just ingested this commercial and I feel all weird and sweaty.

Christopher Hitchens wrote a whole book about why organized religion sucks. He could have just waited for this and saved some trees:

DALLAS — The pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days — and he plans to practice what he preaches.

“We’re going to give it a try,” said the Rev. Ed Young, who has four children with his wife of 26 years.

Young, 47, said he believes society promotes promiscuity and he wants to reclaim sex for married couples. Sex should be a nurturing, spiritual act that strengthens marriages, he said.

“God says sex should be between a married man and a woman,” Young said. “I think it’s one of the greatest things you can do for your kids because so goes the marriage, so goes the family.”

Yes, we are actually talking here about people who are waiting for permission from their pastor to have all the sex they want.

Oh yeah, just so you take this story totally seriously, here’s the guy’s picture.

He’s going to have sex with his wife every day for a week. For Jesus. He just wanted you to know that.

FULL STORY

Or maybe of the whole year.

Go see.

You don’t wanna know…

Using a technique that identifies carbon and nitrogen isotopes in meat, co-authors A. Hope Jahren and Rebecca Kraft tried to determine the animals’ diets and in what conditions they were raised. Based on the high levels of carbon and nitrogen isotopes found in the meat products, the authors claim that the cattle and poultry were predominantly fed corn, which makes them as fat as possible in as short a time as possible, and were raised in extreme confinement.

In an interview, Jahren, who is a geobiologist and professor at the University of Hawaii, even suggested that the nitrogen isotopic signatures found in meat products were so high that they were consistent with environments where animals had consumed their own waste.

What’s Really In Your Fast Food? - Forbes.com

I take it as axiomatic that it’s impossible to have too much Gonzo. This is one reason why.

Ok, I get it, but really…

President Barack Obama is being honored on brilliant, uncirculated U.S. Mint Presidential Dollars by The New England Mint.

These limited edition coins are now available to the American public for the first time ever through this special offer. President Barack Obama is depicted in glorious full color on a genuine United States Inaugural Presidential Dollar and layered in genuine 24 karat gold.

Damn it!