Ugh.
Outrageous celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, the self-appointed Queen of All Media, is branching out into the world of radio.The gossip maven, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, revealed on his website and in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that he will begin producing content for radio beginning May 5.
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton, [...]

I, John McCain, stand for…um, whatever Reagan stood for. Well, the popular stuff anyway. That’s why I have integrity. Get it? Good.

PS Did I mention I was a POW?

Oh my goodness. I was shocked, I tell you — shocked — to read that Richard Roberts, son of integrity-challenged charlatan shitheel noted educator and pastor Oral Roberts, may be involved in some illegal activity.
Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors’ expense, including numerous home [...]

The man Bush tellingly called “Fredo” has finally sucked it, and sucked it hard.
WACO, Tex., Aug. 27 — Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by controversy and accusations of perjury before Congress, announced his resignation in Washington today, declaring that he had “lived the American dream” by being able to [...]

A friend of mine passed me this and even I was um, somewhat intrigued.
Yes, I know it’s a different war and everything, and I’m sure there are reasons he’d claim that you can’t really compare apples to…well, the exact same apples, except a bit later, and oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were [...]

History will not be kind to former telemarketing whiz Karl Rove. He’s universally recognized, even by his Republican peers, as a nasty piece of work. But imagine being known as “Bush’s Brain”? That’s like being known as “Wayne Newton’s Taste, Dignity and Relevance”.
Pretty amazing to think that even he has now abandoned Bush. The biggest [...]

Christopher Hitchens has been largely incoherent since 9/11, for reasons which escape me. But his latest piece on Conrad and his insane wife, formerly known as talent-challenged right-wing hack Barbara Amiel, is a very fun read.
Here’s a tidbit to give you an idea of what Black went to bed with every night:
Lady Black, the former [...]

Update: I got news via Matt McKinnon: Radar Magazine notes that Sasha Frere-Jones has altered his cyber-begging post. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, your lame post may be gone, sir, but you’re still a total cockwad.
How Sasha Frere-Jones made the bloggerton Weasel Watch in 4 easy steps.

Smart New Yorker music journalist also likes to take mostly [...]

From Yahoo:
ST. JOHN’S, N.L. (CP) - More than a year after Prime Minister Stephen Harper was elected, his government continues to sell itself as “Canada’s new government.”
But one federal cabinet minister admitted Wednesday he avoids the oft-used partisan slogan and wonders why it’s in every government news release.
Classic. The bumbling Harpo government can’t even keep [...]

They’re really, really weird.
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