This would be better if it was about 60 seconds shorter and Bill O’Reilly wasn’t in so much of it.
Okay, any of it.
And better still if Bill O’Reilly didn’t actually have a show at all, but washed dishes at my store. And then I fired him for being an arrogant, ignorant dink with no [...]

Having just come back from Europe, where the gas is already priced in this range, I can tell you that the cars are better and smaller, and I was not eaten by zombie commies. Then again, I was only there for 2 weeks, and there’s still a Republican in the White House keeping [...]

Here we go:
Republican White House hopeful John McCain has rejected a newspaper report that suggested he had an inappropriate relationship with a female lobbyist.Mr McCain said the New York Times’s claim that close ties to the lobbyist had led him to favour her clients were false and she was “a friend”.
What’s news here? What [...]

I, John McCain, stand for…um, whatever Reagan stood for. Well, the popular stuff anyway. That’s why I have integrity. Get it? Good.

PS Did I mention I was a POW?

The fact that this story is on the front page of CNN.com, as opposed to buried somewhere deep in the “looney news” section, speaks volumes to just how pathetically low the current administration has sunk.
MONTPELIER, Vermont (AP) — President Bush may soon have a new reason to avoid left-leaning Vermont: In one town, activists [...]

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately. One shitty thing after another.
I promise to bring more posts now that I have a stable computer again. But in the meantime, I thought I’d share this.
“You’ve committed a very serious offense, Mr. Black,” Judge Amy St. Eve of the U.S. District Court told the 63-year-old Black [...]

Oh my goodness. I was shocked, I tell you — shocked — to read that Richard Roberts, son of integrity-challenged charlatan shitheel noted educator and pastor Oral Roberts, may be involved in some illegal activity.
Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors’ expense, including numerous home [...]

The man Bush tellingly called “Fredo” has finally sucked it, and sucked it hard.
WACO, Tex., Aug. 27 — Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by controversy and accusations of perjury before Congress, announced his resignation in Washington today, declaring that he had “lived the American dream” by being able to [...]

A friend of mine passed me this and even I was um, somewhat intrigued.
Yes, I know it’s a different war and everything, and I’m sure there are reasons he’d claim that you can’t really compare apples to…well, the exact same apples, except a bit later, and oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were [...]

History will not be kind to former telemarketing whiz Karl Rove. He’s universally recognized, even by his Republican peers, as a nasty piece of work. But imagine being known as “Bush’s Brain”? That’s like being known as “Wayne Newton’s Taste, Dignity and Relevance”.
Pretty amazing to think that even he has now abandoned Bush. The biggest [...]