Here’s our first atrocity of 2007: an exasperatingly pointless locker room interview with Rowdy Roddy Piper.

The amazing thing about these guys is that they were fake wrestlers — that is, essentially muscle-bound actors — and yet none of them could act their way out of a wet lunch bag.
Roddy, of course, ended up starring in [...]

The unstoppable Denny Blaze is back with another, more polished mix of his signature throwdown.

Respect the architect!

This clip is shot at a state fair somewhere. Throughout, an irritating videographer asks everyone how much they love Loverboy. It’s a bit like Heavy Metal Parking Lot, except that it’s totally shit.
Almost incidental is the plodding live performance of “Turn Me Loose” in the deep background.
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Here’s a blast from the past — and one I’ve been trying to repress. That’s right, it’s the video for No Tengo Dinero by Righera.
The fashion sense of Roxy Music. The sauve latin flair of Julio Iglesias. The longevity of Dexy’s Midnight Runners.
These guys had it all.

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