In an apparent attempt to “avenge” the death of Crocidile Hunter Steve Irwin, some of his more rabid fans have apparently embarked on a campaign to mutilate stingrays, in some cases cutting off their tails.
Wrong on so many levels. Here are 5:
a) Irwin was a conservationist and would never condone such idiotic cruelty.
b) Stingrays, primarily [...]

A nice little illustration, courtesy of Good Magazine, of what Senators Hillary Clinton and Rick Santorum would look like if they had to wear logos of their corporate sponsors, NASCAR-style.

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Here’s a snapshot of what the world cares about today, as opposed to what they should be caring about:

Happy Labour Day.

Haley Joel Osment, in a sincere attempt to fulfil his obligations as a child star, has been arrested for drunk driving and possession of marijuana.
I’m going to ask the same question I asked about Mel Gibson, because it applies here as well: if you’re a millionaire, why the hell can’t you take a cab? [...]

The venerable Cracked Magazine has put together a list of the Top 5 Most Obviously Drug-Fueled Celebrity Appearances on TV, including a YouTube clip of each. I had the pleasure of catching one of them live — Crispin Glover’s kung fu meltdown on Letterman.
I would have thought Anna Nicole Smith would have made the list, [...]

For whatever reason, over the past week or so I’ve seemingly read nothing but stories about urinals. First, on Sunday, this little gem about a snappy bucket-shaped number called the Pale Ale Urinal.

As well, a Dutch McDonald’s restaurant found itself at the centre of a controversy after public outcry forced it to remove a set [...]