Here’s the latest blast from Spanking the Donkey author Matt Taibbi, one of a handful of journalists still deserving of the title — and currently my hero.

While America obsessed about Brittany’s shaved head, Bush offered a budget that offers $32.7 billion in tax cuts to the Wal-Mart family alone, while cutting $28 billion from Medicaid.
“Now, [...]

How do you lower a person’s IQ by 50 points? Put a steering wheel in front of them.
To lower it by 100 points, add snow.
I wonder how many of these idiots (particularly the ones in SUVs) ignored the “don’t drive unless it’s an emergency” warnings…

This is like automotive curling. I love it.

How many more of these “mistakes” can Fox-owned outlets make before losing their license?
Just watch the footage they show as “support” for this piece about the conviction of a sex offender.

Even I’m shocked. Vote Obama!

OK, so the Rosie/Donald thing is officially 2007’s first out-of-control meme.
Now joining the fray is rapper Jin, who riffs on Rosie’s “ching chang chong” comments of a few weeks ago — all but forgotten in the mainstream media, but not, it’s safe to say, by Jin.
Homeboy even slams Rosie in Cantonese! Hysterical.

Read more here.

I have to admit it, I’m totally siding with the Donald on the Rosie/Trump feud. Back in the day, Spy Magazine always referred to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian”. But for some reason, he’s totally won me over with rants like these.

Total pwnage.

Oh my God…oh, the…with the…and the…it’s just too good, I can’t stop laughing.

Just go

Here’s a heart-warming holiday story.

The law firm of Green Welling has launched a class-action suit against Nintendo of America, the U.S. division of the Japanese game-maker, claiming the wrist strap on the Wiimote is so flimsy it snaps easily, letting the gadget fly out of users’ hands. Nintendo has offered to replace the wrist strap [...]