Christopher Hitchens wrote a whole book about why organized religion sucks. He could have just waited for this and saved some trees:
DALLAS — The pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days — and he plans to practice what he preaches.
“We’re going [...]
…and she didn’t even do it.
Read the rest of this entry »I think being a headline writer at Fox News must be one of the best jobs in the world. Can you imagine how much fun it would be to plop out this little gem?
Read the rest of this entry »Go. Just go.
Read the rest of this entry »Police: Stinky Feet Led to Tx. Stabbing
HOUSTON (AP) — A drunken argument over smelly feet led a man to stab his roommate to death, police said Monday.
William Antonio Serrano, 22, and the other man were drinking Saturday night when the victim told Serrano his feet had a foul odor, Sgt. Macario Sosa said.
Serrano grabbed a [...]
Water, that is. And maybe a lawyer. That’s what a Union City, Georgia cop might be telling himself today following the arrest of a local McDonald’s employee.
Yes, as if working at McDonald’s wasn’t enough of a pain in the ass, apparently you can now get tossed in jail on obscure charges of burger hypersalination.
UNION CITY, [...]
Read the rest of this entry »UPDATE: I stand totally corrected on this post. See Lisa’s comment below. The whole hoax is actually a great story.
My humble apologies for missing the joke. My only defense is that it wasn’t quite funny enough or well written enough to be recognized as satire. (cf. pretty much everything in The Onion)
But it’s still [...]
A great roundup of why I’m glad Don Imus is unemployed.
For his sake, I hope there’s a want ad out there calling for a stupid, bigoted, racist, misongynist, old, unfunny, lazy, pathetic, hair-weave and cowboy-hat wearing, mumbling, deeply unlikeable out of touch asshole fucktard with no discernible talent.
Otherwise, I think he may need [...]
It seems that the major online ad networks have been filling inventory on the website of noted homophobe and reputed candarian demon Ann Coulter. That got at least a few major advertisers upset. It seems they didn’t know they were inadvertently sponsoring Coulter’s hate-vomit, so they’ve asked their media buyers to pull out, thus hitting [...]
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