Time to read this.
Hat tip to Ryan.

Some nice beats in this. Buscemi’s always so bloody good.

Stavenhagen’s Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi and Will Ferrell from Adam “Ghost Panther” McKay

LMAO.

…and she didn’t even do it.

For my money, Patton Owalt is easily the funniest man currently drawing breath and making poop today.
What’s more, he was kind enough to post the speech he gave to students at his high school alma mater. And I, in turn, was kind enough to post it here.
The moral: me and Patton are awesome guys.
First off, [...]

Hysterical. I’m trying to remember if I wrote this myself while drunk. It’s all true.
Dear Cat,
I have some issues with you right now that I would like to hash out. And now is as good a time as any with you laying over my arms while I am trying to type on the computer. [...]

I had no idea.

A nice shaggy dog about a shaggy bear.

Neel Shah at Radar Magazine is fast becoming my candidate for funniest SOB in the magazine industry.

Check this.