Even Stephen King couldn’t make this shit up:
A SKELETON or a zombie might kill you. But going to a rave could imperil your eternal life. Secular haunted houses are incompetent to address these dangers. Besides, they celebrate a pagan holiday. So this October, hundreds of churches around America hosted their own horror shows, to [...]

Even by my standards, this is just a shameless repost with nothing added at all. But screw you all, it’s funny! They’re all real ads, but they read like something out of the Framley Examiner.
Here’s my fave:
‘I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and [...]

…you might as well deep fry it.
Perhaps because he’s not getting nearly fat enough from eating deep-fried Mars bars and Oreos, Dallas computer analyst Abel Gonzales has created Fried Coke, a deep-fried batter-based version of the soft drink.
Gonzales gave no indication of the calories in his creation and said he would not patent it.“The [...]

Some of you out there live in the Detroit area. Ferndale, even. Do any of you know this man? He’s the winner of today’s Deviant of the Day award.
FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) - A Detroit man with a history of smashing store windows to grab female mannequins has been accused of indulging his fetish again.
Ronald Dotson, [...]

Mel Gibson is pleased to announce to Diane Sawyer — whose show is never, ever, ever used for shameless publicity — that he’s been sober for 65 days.
Clean shaven and casually dressed in jeans and a blue checkered shirt, Gibson tells Sawyer he began drinking two months before sheriff’s deputies arrested him in Malibu on [...]

Nice title, eh? Welcome, pr0n spiders!
The Screech story has been tearing up the ‘net. Somebody flipped me the New York Daily News’ reportage on the sex tape scandal, and buried under that was this nugget about Paris Hilton’s drunk driving charge:
Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with [...]

Taking a page out of Paris Hilton’s book, washed-up Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond seems to be angling to reinvent himself through the magic that is amateur pornography.
The interesting bit here is that his agent is actually admitting that the whole thing is a publicity ploy.
Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, told a New York [...]

Well, it got my attention, anyway.
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Via Popbitch, here’s a fine collection of phallic corporate logos. The power of companies to miss the bleedingly obvious never ceases to amaze me. Of all the people that must have looked at these things, signed off on them, and probably paid loads for them, not one person can see that their new identity is [...]

As a Swedish late-night anchor dutifully analyzed poll results on the news, viewers were shocked to witness a hardcore porn film playing on one of the monitors behind him.
Everything was going as planned on the midnight news broadcast, until the Czech hard porn film “Sex Tails,” came on the pay channel Canal Plus on the [...]