Patton Oswalt does it again.

Hat tip to Finn.

You couldn’t make this story up. Watch, enjoy, and thank Finn for sending it my way.

Oh man, this is too good.
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas — Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others’ clothes off and kissing — a stunt suspected of being orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen of “Borat” fame.
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Hell, it’s a strong contender for the image of 2007.
Note the “Peace is Patriotic” sign in the foreground.
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Another year, another crazy Mike Tyson story. That’s right, Iron Mike’s in trouble again — this time, on cocaine possession and DUI charges.
It’s so sad. He used to be the champ. Just when you think he’s getting better (ie., embraces Buddhism while in jail), he takes another giant leap backwards (ie., sticks tongue out for [...]

This is wrong. Very, very wrong.

A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.
Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal’s Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, [...]

The New York Times, in a continuing effort to challenge their “All the news that’s fit to print” mantra, announces that the controversial Miss USA will get a second chance to preserve her reign.
He characterized her choices as “very, very bad.” But in the end Donald J. Trump magnanimously announced today that he [...]

Saw this on BoingBoing and had to share:
A man who was attacked by an alligator this morning was naked and smoking crack at the time, Polk County deputies who rescued him said today.
The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were [...]

My friend Mark flipped me a link to a story in which Elton John proposes to “ban religion completely” because it’s intolerant and hateful to gay people.
I’m certainly not going to argue with him on that point — most of the major religions have a spotty record at best. But isn’t calling to ban something, [...]

Two cops in Albuquerque, NM visiting a Burger King were reportedly served burgers sprinkled with pot.
Burger King: Have it your way. And by “your”, I mean “my”.
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