God I love the web.
Genius from a BoingBoing reader named Brian Topping:

Adios, Rummy.

If you’re Snoop Dogg and you’ve made a career of crafting anti-authoritarian raps about guns and weed, here’s one whip-smart thing you can do: show up at airport security carrying, well, guns and weed. Bonus points if you draw attention to yourself by parking illegally.
The rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, was arrested [...]