Steven Seagal claims that the whole Pellicano wire-tapping scandal, which revealed that he may have intimidated reporters who intended to write unflattering stories about him, has sent him into a straight-to-video tailspin.
Five years ago, he was implicated in a plot to frighten two journalists out of writing unflattering stories about him and his former business [...]

…but I think these guys are gay.

A freaky random clip like this…

…becomes famous and gets remixed as this…

…and this…

…and this…

And it all took…well, I don’t know how long exactly it took to propagate, but it felt like about 45 minutes.

Two chickens or two rabbits?
Answer: we ALL win.

It’s only when you read things like this that it really hits home: Finland is totally lame. And as I’ve said a million times: Don’t even get me fucking started on Finnish aquatic scientists.
HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish researcher is to study fish in an aquarium while a rock group performs nearby, to see if [...]

Particularly owing to the music.

In a valiant attempt to curb the unchecked and unabated global population explosion, these kids show you how not to have any sex ever.

It’s actually very well done, though if I actually bothered to choreograph something this complicated, I think I’d set it up so that I didn’t come off looking like I totally suck [...]

…but narcolepsy is just way too funny. Make it a poodle for +100 hilarity.

Whoops. Mint.

Thanks Yumi!