Archive for the ‘gyuh?’ Category

A direct line from WTC to WTF

Gary Weddle, a Washington school teacher, was so rapt by the news following September 11th that he forgot to shave for a few days. OK. Makes sense. It was a trying time.
Somewhere along the way, though, he decided to turn his accidental and understandable lack of grooming into a statement of sorts, vowing that he [...]

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1984-a-licious!

Want to reduce yourself to an impersonal string of bars and numbers? Hell yeah, you do!
Enter a few simple personal facts about yourself and this site will generate a print-ready barcode that you can take to CSIS, the Army recruiting office, the Department of Homeland Security, your tattoo artist…wherever you want!
Better yet, post it on [...]

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Stingrays stung by stupids

In an apparent attempt to “avenge” the death of Crocidile Hunter Steve Irwin, some of his more rabid fans have apparently embarked on a campaign to mutilate stingrays, in some cases cutting off their tails.
Wrong on so many levels. Here are 5:
a) Irwin was a conservationist and would never condone such idiotic cruelty.
b) Stingrays, primarily [...]

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‘King of Darkness’

Via Newsvine:
Pope Benedict XVI’s chief exorcist, Rev. Gabriele Amorth, has called fictional wizard-in-training Harry Potter the “king of darkness, the devil.”
I thought Satan himself was only the Prince of Darkness, so it’s pretty awesome that a pimply little British kid — a fictional pimply little British kid, mind — is the frickin’ KING.
More interestingly, [...]

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