Christopher Hitchens wrote a whole book about why organized religion sucks. He could have just waited for this and saved some trees:
DALLAS — The pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days — and he plans to practice what he preaches.
“We’re going [...]

This is awesome.

Senator McCain says Iraq is so improved that the American commander can travel unarmed - but I’ve just returned from Iraq, and that’s ludicrous.
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This would be better if it was about 60 seconds shorter and Bill O’Reilly wasn’t in so much of it.
Okay, any of it.
And better still if Bill O’Reilly didn’t actually have a show at all, but washed dishes at my store. And then I fired him for being an arrogant, ignorant dink with no [...]

Ugh.
Outrageous celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, the self-appointed Queen of All Media, is branching out into the world of radio.The gossip maven, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, revealed on his website and in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that he will begin producing content for radio beginning May 5.
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton, [...]

This just in: the dumbest band in history is being dragged, kicking and screaming, into 5 years ago.
Lars Ulrich, the combustible (oh, if only! - ed.) drummer of heavy-metal band Metallica and long-time critic of file sharing, has apparently changed some of his views towards the Internet and digital music.
In an interview with Rolling Stone [...]

The lead story on Yahoo at time of writing was this.
Why are we talking about a second-tier celebrity’s fender bender? Aren’t there some wars on or something?
Mind you, now that I’m all furious I’m realizing that it’s not just the MSM. I’d like to go on record at this time to state that Perez Hilton [...]

Christopher Hitchens has been largely incoherent since 9/11, for reasons which escape me. But his latest piece on Conrad and his insane wife, formerly known as talent-challenged right-wing hack Barbara Amiel, is a very fun read.
Here’s a tidbit to give you an idea of what Black went to bed with every night:
Lady Black, the former [...]

Update: I got news via Matt McKinnon: Radar Magazine notes that Sasha Frere-Jones has altered his cyber-begging post. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, your lame post may be gone, sir, but you’re still a total cockwad.
How Sasha Frere-Jones made the bloggerton Weasel Watch in 4 easy steps.

Smart New Yorker music journalist also likes to take mostly [...]

This is painful on so many levels, but mostly on the completely unrelated level that Karl Rove is the most trusted advisor to President of the United States.
Anyway, here’s a YouTube clip of him acting like a total dick. Well, not acting. He is a total dick.

My favourite part is when he says that [...]

Cynical times call for cynical tactics, and this is one of the most cynical things I’ve seen lately. Seeing Bono take the piss is actually very refreshing, though.
Simply brilliant.