It sounds like a lot of money to us mere mortals, but Macca really dodged a bullet here. He could have been dinged for much more, no?  Anyway, you go, girl. If you took anything from mad Macca, I approve.
LONDON (AP) — Paul McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills was settled Monday for $48.6 million. 
A [...]

This is going to come as a total shock to a lot of you, but there is mounting evidence to suggest that rapper DMX may be a bit of a dick, at best, and a sociopath at worst.
Either that, or his publicist has trumped up this story to enliven his comatose career.
Two dogs found buried [...]

It’s one thing if you’re Dylan or Springsteen and you try to evolve in some way. This is just an animatronic waxworks. It’s another if you’re a self-parodying muppet like John Lydon.
The Sex Pistols have joined the growing list of 1970s bands hitting the comeback trail, after announcing a one-off gig in London later [...]

Steven Seagal claims that the whole Pellicano wire-tapping scandal, which revealed that he may have intimidated reporters who intended to write unflattering stories about him, has sent him into a straight-to-video tailspin.
Five years ago, he was implicated in a plot to frighten two journalists out of writing unflattering stories about him and his former business [...]

Christopher Hitchens has been largely incoherent since 9/11, for reasons which escape me. But his latest piece on Conrad and his insane wife, formerly known as talent-challenged right-wing hack Barbara Amiel, is a very fun read.
Here’s a tidbit to give you an idea of what Black went to bed with every night:
Lady Black, the former [...]

Nothing will screw up a Presidential bid quicker than when your kid gets into trouble. (Well, unless you’re Dubya, in which case normal rules and/or common sense are deemed illegal and sent to Gitmo to have their nipples electrocuted. But I digress.)
Al Gore’s son was pulled over for speeding on a California freeway early Wednesday [...]

Via Player’s Vista, here’s a quote from third-rate soul tard and piss wizard R. Kelly.
My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. [...]

And come to think of it, so does Dutch TV for letting him put noted windbag and pretend journalist Bill O’Reilly in his place.

This is painful on so many levels, but mostly on the completely unrelated level that Karl Rove is the most trusted advisor to President of the United States.
Anyway, here’s a YouTube clip of him acting like a total dick. Well, not acting. He is a total dick.

My favourite part is when he says that [...]

Carol Burnett has decided to sue Family Guy. The suit seems to hinge on the claim that her likeness was used without her permission.
I loved Carol Burnett back in the day, and she also did a great turn on the Larry Sanders show (which at this point qualifies for back in the day status [...]