Archive for the ‘boo’ Category

Nomination announced: Cinematic turd of the year

Radio Dave sent me this. Looks absolutely brutal.

Why create a fictitious hatchet job on Dumbya when his entire Presidency is far more excoriating an indictment? Who gives a tinker’s cuss about this fratboy crouton’s privileged back story? Do we need the man who gave us The Doors telling us that George H.W. Bush is a [...]

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Asshat Report

There are bad writers. There are bad sports writers. And then there is the woeful Dave Feschuk.
His formula is simple.

Something happens
Feschuk hates it; worst thing ever
Feschuk liberally sprinkles positively entombs his article with the kind of bad pun dust you’d find in the staff newsletter of a small accounting firm.

Here’s what Toronto’s own Debbie Downer [...]

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Enter Sandjerks

This just in: the dumbest band in history is being dragged, kicking and screaming, into 5 years ago.
Lars Ulrich, the combustible (oh, if only! - ed.) drummer of heavy-metal band Metallica and long-time critic of file sharing, has apparently changed some of his views towards the Internet and digital music.
In an interview with Rolling Stone [...]

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100% of your daily dose of dumb

To celebrate Earth Hour, please enjoy what is easily one of the most-feeble-minded pieces of commentary I’ve read this year or any other.
Far from being a harmless gesture of support for the environment, Earth Hour is symbolic of a spreading soft fascism, aided by well-meaning individuals and well-meaning and/or cynical and/ or scared corporations. [...]

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Enough already!

50 Centimeters more snow is due over the next 48 hours.
For my American readers, that’s roughly equivalent to 20 inches and $3.5 billion in national debt.
Hiyooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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