“Jim, can you just pop into my office when you get your mic and makeup off?

A transcript of L’il Wayne’s court deposition. Seems he was rolling stoned. More blunted than James. More lit up than a Malibu housefire. More…ah, fuck it, just read this. Weezy was totally high.

Prosecutor: State your name for the court record.
Wayne: Weezy Dwayne Wayne. The Carter. Please say the baby.
Prosecutor: Excuse me?
Wayne: Weezy F. Baby, please [...]

Far better than “the devil’s dandruff”, “directing powder” or even “naughty salt”.
(CNN) — A man dressed as a priest caught at Amsterdam’s airport with three kilos of cocaine under his vestments claimed to police that his packages contained “holy sand”, Dutch police said.
Security officials conducting a normal security check at Schiphol airport last year.
Police [...]

If I ever ask to be buried in these, please kill me.

A picture from Phuket, Thailand. Captions please.

Here’s another link from Yanko Design, which, for some weird reason, is totally compelling to me at the moment. The whole thing is like a Jacques Tati movie.
Check this thing out:

In domestic environments buckets are used in endless ways - whether it is for cleaning purposes, washing your feet, cooling beer or carrying something. With [...]

As a consumer, you have a lot of options out there when it comes to metal detectors. But as a discerning consumer, you really have only one.
See why

Just in time for March Madness comes this little bit of pure bloody genius — a round-up of the worst college mascots working the football fields and b-ball courts today.
Here’s a sample:

Go look