Hey, yo, what’s crack-a-lackin’ on the job front, y’all?
Check this: how’s about you and me stay up all night and maybe even ball some weekends squeezin’ out corny-ass creative for some failing automaker? Can I get a “hell yeah” for Consumer Packaged Goods y’all?
Throw ‘em in the air if you wanna sell cereal, motherfuckers!
That would [...]
What the screaming hell is this?
Read the rest of this entry »Christopher Hitchens wrote a whole book about why organized religion sucks. He could have just waited for this and saved some trees:
DALLAS — The pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days — and he plans to practice what he preaches.
“We’re going [...]
This is awesome.
Senator McCain says Iraq is so improved that the American commander can travel unarmed - but I’ve just returned from Iraq, and that’s ludicrous.
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Not much news from Apple’s annual music event, but I thought this was funny:
1:24 p.m. EDT | Shake It: Big applause for a new feature, “Shake to Shuffle” — you shake the Nano, the accelerometer kicks in, and the device automatically forwards to the next song. Time magazine’s Josh Quittner, sitting next to me, has [...]
If you know me, you know how I love sports mascots. Here are some particularly bad ones.
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Read the rest of this entry »Oy.
SARATOGA SPRINGS, New York (AP) — A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation.
Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a costume at the graduation at the Saratoga [...]
In classic Toronto fashion, the wizards at City Hall have managed to organize Bike Week to coincide almost exactly with a massive crackdown on cyclists. People all over the city (including me) were nabbed for various traffic infractions.
Most of them richly deserve it, and I’m all for better behaviour on the part of bikers and [...]
WHY WHY WHY?
Read the rest of this entry »I love that this makes the US news sites. If I were Bush, I’d nuke us. We’re totally brutal.
London, Ontario- She was swiftly rehired after being fired over a Timbit, but Nicole Lilliman now says she doesn’t want to work at Tim Hortons anymore.
The 27-year-old single mom was fired after giving a free Timbit — [...]
