Now Hiring: Delusional Douchebags

Hey, yo, what’s crack-a-lackin’ on the job front, y’all?

Check this: how’s about you and me stay up all night and maybe even ball some weekends squeezin’ out corny-ass creative for some failing automaker? Can I get a “hell yeah” for Consumer Packaged Goods y’all?

Throw ‘em in the air if you wanna sell cereal, motherfuckers!

That would be sick, right?

Word, yo, you need to hop in your whip (that ‘96 Sentra you inherited from your mom), drive your gangsta ass down to BBDO Dusseldorf and hook up a dope gig dropping phat shelf-talkers for Crispix and snot-stick inserts for zines like Modern Bride and shit!

Y’all feelin’ me?

Tight, right? So let’s strap up and do this, bitchez! Drop the brief, let’s rock some creative! This ain’t no fairy tale, this is real life, ya heard?

B to the Bizzle to the Dizzle-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

F*ck yeah! I work in advertising!

Now get back to work before I outsource your ass.