I think being a headline writer at Fox News must be one of the best jobs in the world. Can you imagine how much fun it would be to plop out this little gem?

Hey Kids! Say no to drugs! But by all means watch this show.
I present for your wide-eyed perusal the opening theme from a blast from my childhood past. In retrospect, it sounds like it was performed by Linda Ronstadt and Michael McDonald getting jiggy after splitting a bottle of Campari and an 8-Ball.

You don’t have to watch (though it looks good too). Just listen. Evil like three sixes.

Condolences to his wife and family. Didn’t always love his music, but I loved his love of music.
Canadian rock musician Jeff Healey has died, according to his publicist.
His website says the 41-year-old succumbed the cancer that he had fought since birth and that claimed his eyesight at the age of one.
Healey’s distinctive guitar playing style [...]