Girls Gone Pro

B.com sent me this — hilarious.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Stop that $1 million check: It turns out the call girl linked to Eliot Spitzer had already shed her clothes for “Girls Gone Wild” as an 18-year-old while partying in Miami, Florida, the video company’s founder said Tuesday.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre stars in seven “Girls Gone Wild” videos made when she was 18.

Joe Francis reached out to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, now 22, with an offer of $1 million to appear in a non-nude spread for his company’s new magazine, plus a chance to join the “Girls Gone Wild” tour bus, his company announced Tuesday.

But Francis said someone had a revelation at the Tuesday morning staff meeting: Did anyone think to check the archives?

They did, he said — and there she was.

“It’ll save me a million bucks,” Francis said Tuesday. “It’s kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch.”

Yes, it is kind of like that. But actually, it’s even more like finding out that at least one of the thousands of girls who exposed themselves for money in your pornography videos has ended up as, like, a sex worker! Crazy! And that you can continue to use her nude imagery for personal financial gain! Wowza, ain’t that a kick in the head?

But I suppose he was speaking metaphorically.

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