Now you know the Democratic machine is trying to sink Obama. Guess who’s endorsing him?
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Totally great. Hit it.
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Looks like we’ll have Indecision: 2008 after all. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will be back on the air tomorrow night.
Loved this quote:
Two weeks ago, both shows announced their imminent return, then added, in typically ironic fashion: “We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to [...]

Can you say kiss of death, complete with a side of shirtless roundhouse kick?
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee’s plan to eliminate all income taxes and replace them with a flat consumption tax has the support of martial arts guru Chuck Norris but few economic analysts.
In other news, are you watching American Gladiators right now? [...]

We all heard about Radiohead’s online-only PWYC pricing of its new album, In Rainbows. It was a pretty innovative move.
When you go to the site now, you are informed that it’s not available for download anymore and you’re driven to purchase the special discbox:
THIS CONSISTS OF THE NEW ALBUM, IN RAINBOWS, ON CD AND [...]

This is crazy, crazy, crazy. Here’s the tease:
NEW YORK (AP) — Doctors say they have never seen anything like it: A window washer who fell 47 stories from the roof of a Manhattan skyscraper is now awake, talking to his family and expected to walk again.

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For all you Isaiah-haters out there. Totally sweet.

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My resolution is to write a blog full of stupid, self-indulgent crap that nobody reads. Should be a slam dunk.