The Onion: NHL Signs Broadcast Deal With Food Network
Heh. It’s funny because Gary Bettman is an idiot.
“This partnership has been a long time coming. If the Food Network would have been around in 1991, we would have left ESPN in a heartbeat.”
“It’s great to know we will be on television next year,†Bettman added, smiling as the NHL’s new studio team, consisting of Rachael Ray as head hockey anchor and Bill Clement as game analyst, collaborated in an attempt to equate the offsides penalty to “zesting up†a pan-seared T-bone steak. “Thanks, Food Network.â€
In other news, Maple Leafs Sports and Entertainment has reportedly tapped Knicks GM Isaiah Thomas to take the reins as its director of hockey operations.
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I know you are poking me with Isaiah’s impending return. I apprecaite the “shout out” but I am also totally prepared to fly home with an aluminum bat and break his legs if he were to ever, you know show up to help *cough cough* out. In case the Feds are listening the above was a joke and I would never seriously bring a bat on a plane without checking it into luggage first.
No speeling cheeker! Dag nab it!
Poking you? Why do you say that? Do you think you have a monopoly on hating Isaiah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JwVCoxuMXM
I did. Curses you Internet! *shakes fist* I should have just said FIRSTS! to you post and been done with it.
oh faaaaahq!