The Onion: NHL Signs Broadcast Deal With Food Network
Heh. It’s funny because Gary Bettman is an idiot.
“This partnership has been a long time coming. If the Food Network would have been around in 1991, we would have left ESPN in a heartbeat.”
“It’s great to know we will be on television next year,†Bettman added, smiling as the NHL’s new studio team, consisting of [...]

