This is truly awful. Offroading. 4 people. 2 kids. 70 mph. No seat belts.
GRIFFIN, Georgia (AP) — A sport utility vehicle speeding down a muddy road slammed into trees and exploded, killing four people, including two children, and injuring two others, authorities said.
Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in [...]

Talk about too much time on your hands. But I have to admit it - I’m a sucker for this kind of thing.

Almost as good as the almighty Van Hammersley:

The fact that this story is on the front page of CNN.com, as opposed to buried somewhere deep in the “looney news” section, speaks volumes to just how pathetically low the current administration has sunk.
MONTPELIER, Vermont (AP) — President Bush may soon have a new reason to avoid left-leaning Vermont: In one town, activists [...]

Looking forward to seeing this. Here’s a great bit from the YouTubes:

5. The Flanderses
4. The OCD
3. Law and Order: Stultifying Desk Job Unit
2. CSI: Denver
1. 21 Gordon Jump Street

It’s getting to the end of the year, so everybody’s doing “best of 2k7″ lists.
Too easy.
Seek and I got our heads together to create a list of some MCs, DJs and crews that, if we’re being honest, totally failed to make it rain this year.
Word is bond.
20. 50 Sensitive
19. MC Dekrativ Flair
18. [...]

If this song doesn’t elicit some sort of reaction involving booze I humbly submit that you have died of dysentery.

This edition of Bloggerton’s Vault of Atrocities focuses on the great Billy Squier.
Imagine the genesis of this video.
Squier: “I dunno, man, this seems weird. Are you sure this will sell records?”
Manager: “Come ON Billy! It’s 1984! This is what people want now! Have I ever steered you wrong before?”
Squier: “Well, yes. How about that time [...]

I thought he was working on another pathetic, deplorable reality show but it turns out he’s just been serving as dictator of Libya.

Former PM Brian Mulroney (whose political legacy would most honestly be summarized in the sentence, “I was sort of like a dumber, less sophisticated Reagan, and I have one of those Affleck bum chins — and, um, plus also I decided it would be cool to tax books and bring in the GST”) will today [...]