EFF the MSM

The lead story on Yahoo at time of writing was this.

Why are we talking about a second-tier celebrity’s fender bender? Aren’t there some wars on or something?

Mind you, now that I’m all furious I’m realizing that it’s not just the MSM. I’d like to go on record at this time to state that Perez Hilton is a human stain; as I’ve said so many times, he’s a tapeworm on a tapeworm.

Actually, now that I think about it, to hell with everybody. I’ll apologize to those who didn’t deserve it on a case-by-case basis.