On the eve of the provincial leaders debate here in Ontario, here are five things which, if you’re going by the playbook, you should never say in the course of a political debate:

“Well, but with respect, you would say something like that, you silly cockmaster.”
“If I’m being honest, I’m really more of a tax and [...]

I love how proud the anchor is to have scored this exclusive. Nice scoop. Can a Peabody be far behind?