Archive for September, 2007

Cleveland’s Finest Son

As they say in Quebec, wa-ta-tow. Straight out of Taxi Driver or maybe the Republican Party.

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Tootie’s Bong

Thanks to adrocksteady for pointing me to this.

Thanks also to Nancy Reagan for the plodding, didactic tone and total cultural irrelevance.

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Stop them press thingies

ABC News has released the unexpurgated text of U.S. President George W. Bush’s speech to the U.N. Notable, as it turns out, is the fact that phonetic pronunciations of obscure words, countries, etc. are included for his mental convenience.
Think about the implications: His awesome rhetorical panache and entirely credible conviction aside, this transcript suggests [...]

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Where my dogs at?

This is going to come as a total shock to a lot of you, but there is mounting evidence to suggest that rapper DMX may be a bit of a dick, at best, and a sociopath at worst.
Either that, or his publicist has trumped up this story to enliven his comatose career.
Two dogs found buried [...]

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One day left

Make your vote count.

Marc Ecko is a very bright feller. Almost 10,000,000 votes and counting.

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Political Discourse

On the eve of the provincial leaders debate here in Ontario, here are five things which, if you’re going by the playbook, you should never say in the course of a political debate:

“Well, but with respect, you would say something like that, you silly cockmaster.”
“If I’m being honest, I’m really more of a tax and [...]

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Breaking news

I love how proud the anchor is to have scored this exclusive. Nice scoop. Can a Peabody be far behind?

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Go get ‘em, Dan!

$70 million seems a little high, but there’s no question that CBS and that creep Les Moonves need a serious kick in the pills.

Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather filed a $70 million lawsuit Wednesday against the network, former corporate parent Viacom Inc., and three of his former bosses.
Rather’s complaint stems from “CBS’ intentional mishandling” [...]

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What do you think?

Found this polling widget from Polldaddy.com. I don’t care what you say, I’m going to make it a regular feature.
Poll Survey - Take Our Poll

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Pistols? Please shoot me.

It’s one thing if you’re Dylan or Springsteen and you try to evolve in some way. This is just an animatronic waxworks. It’s another if you’re a self-parodying muppet like John Lydon.
The Sex Pistols have joined the growing list of 1970s bands hitting the comeback trail, after announcing a one-off gig in London later [...]

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