How Not to Get Laid

In a valiant attempt to curb the unchecked and unabated global population explosion, these kids show you how not to have any sex ever.

It’s actually very well done, though if I actually bothered to choreograph something this complicated, I think I’d set it up so that I didn’t come off looking like I totally suck at the thing my choreography was supposed to represent. This game of Space Invaders, were it real, would be one of the shortest in history. Shorter than the time I let my grandfather play and he just looked at it like it was TV and never wiggled the joystick or hit a button. Not even once. Fact.