…but narcolepsy is just way too funny. Make it a poodle for +100 hilarity.

This could get ugly/beautiful:
Steven P. Jobs, the co-founder and chief executive of Apple, is an emerging force in the mobile phone business, thanks to the snaking lines of gadget fans who queued up last week to buy the iPhone. But now he faces a headache in an industry Apple already dominates — digital music.
The Universal [...]