It’s Darth Vader being a jerk.

Some of these are priceless.

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Sam the Record Man, once one of Canada’s most powerful music retailers, is slated to close. It was probably the first big record store I ever went to, but to be honest, the last time I was there was maybe five years ago.
It had a great big selection, but that’s no longer the same [...]

Hey look, I’m in a stupid sci-fi flick!
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Apparently a captive hammerhead shark has given birth to a pup without the benefit of sperm.
Incredible, isn’t it? Baby sharks are called pups? WTF?
I’d have started worshiping it immediately, but something bad happened.
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This petition takes about 30 seconds to sign. If you agree with it, go to it.
The Stop The Guns Initiative has been started in wake of the recent wave of gun related violence, which has rocked Toronto and other large populous cities in Canada. Our Objective is simple - to obtain as many signatures [...]

Nice bike.

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Update: I got news via Matt McKinnon: Radar Magazine notes that Sasha Frere-Jones has altered his cyber-begging post. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, your lame post may be gone, sir, but you’re still a total cockwad.
How Sasha Frere-Jones made the bloggerton Weasel Watch in 4 easy steps.

Smart New Yorker music journalist also likes to take mostly [...]

Via Player’s Vista, here’s a quote from third-rate soul tard and piss wizard R. Kelly.
My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. [...]