Archive for March, 2007

Boom Bum

Ah, prison and things up your rectum. They go together like the Captain and Tenille.
An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside — a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 [...]

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Harpercrite

One of the chief reasons for my insistence that Prime Minister Stephen Harper is an incompetent asshole — as opposed to just a run-of-the-mill, garden-variety asshole — is that his entire time in power has been one instance after another of saying one thing and doing another. A more savvy politician would be prepared for [...]

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Oh, Hi

I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of this ad.
The obligatory Lebowski and Sam Jackson appearances feel like pretty shameless pandering to a certain class of hipster.
I guess it’s charming enough, but overall, I think it’s pretty weak-sauce.
How ’bout you?

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Pushing Buttons

Of all the twee, precious, retro-80’s fashion trends out there, the itty-bitty-button craze is pretty much the only one I can stomach. It’s a completely subjective call on my part, but they just strike me as being cooler than, say, red suspenders, leg warmers or crimped hair. Or wrapping your DeLorean around a lamppost in [...]

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