Bring the Pain

This is painful on so many levels, but mostly on the completely unrelated level that Karl Rove is the most trusted advisor to President of the United States.

Anyway, here’s a YouTube clip of him acting like a total dick. Well, not acting. He is a total dick.

My favourite part is when he says that the first thing he does when he goes home is pour himself a drink, but then quickly notes that said drink is “generally non-alcoholic”, because he doesn’t drink.

Why does he say generally if he doesn’t drink? Why does he bring up alcohol at all, only to deny it?

(Hint: It’s quite possible that he’s a drinker who simply claims he doesn’t drink because he thinks it plays well in the cheap seats. I can’t confirm that, of course. But he’s not exactly allergic to lying, is he? Also, he’s fat. And did I mention that he’s a total dick? Oh yeah, there it is up there. Oh well. Better safe than sorry. I’d rather say it twice than not say it at all.)