Champ to Chump

Another year, another crazy Mike Tyson story. That’s right, Iron Mike’s in trouble again — this time, on cocaine possession and DUI charges.

It’s so sad. He used to be the champ. Just when you think he’s getting better (ie., embraces Buddhism while in jail), he takes another giant leap backwards (ie., sticks tongue out for mug shot; inexplicitly commissions GIANT MAORI FACIAL TATTOO).

Anyway, as ever, the Smoking Gun has the dirt.