The Internet can lock up soon, because the best thing that will ever be on it is now playing; it can only go downhill from here:

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The hilarious thing is that it was submitted as an entry to one of those “user generated content” contests. Virgin asked users what it would look like if [...]

Even by my standards, this is just a shameless repost with nothing added at all. But screw you all, it’s funny! They’re all real ads, but they read like something out of the Framley Examiner.
Here’s my fave:
‘I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and [...]