Is it just me, or does this look more like some kind of weird jaguar than a dog? Either way, I’m glad it’s banned from the schoolyard. Good call.

Aries Spears…is he on SNL or MadTV? I can’t remember. But in this clip, he channels not one but FOUR rap superstars. Boom.

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…use a fine tactic instead.
KOLKATA, India (Reuters) - Dancing and singing eunuchs are knocking on doors in the Indian city of Patna in a bid to embarrass shopkeepers into paying their taxes.
The new shock strategy, in which sari-clad and heavily made up eunuchs accompany officials on their rounds of crowded shopping areas in [...]

A brilliant, brilliant send-off from Craig Ferguson, of all people.
Courtesy of  onegoodmove.

Someone sent me the Vinyl Record Label Generator a while ago, but today, Dan sent me the cassette version, which I find even funnier, because pre-recorded cassettes were so inherently disposable and lame. (Let’s be honest, the only people with significant collections of these things were friendless and smelled like either baby powder or pee. [...]

I’m not sure whether mainstream attitudes have really changed, or whether they’re just more nuanced and pushed further underground, but what I do know is that people who actually liken homosexuality to smallpox shouldn’t be allowed to operate a motor vehicle, vote, own guns/power tools, or use my oxygen.

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File this under “O” for “oops!”
Or maybe “n” for “not entirely credible damage control”.
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina: Part of a speech by World War II Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels was played over the public address system before a high school soccer game, prompting an apology by the home team’s principal.
Forestview High School principal Robert [...]

God I love the web.
Genius from a BoingBoing reader named Brian Topping:

Adios, Rummy.

A brilliant cartoon from Married To The Sea.

I could add to this that all they ever do is re-issue shit that other people did.
Thanks, Ryan!