Alligator? Or Crackodile?

Saw this on BoingBoing and had to share:

A man who was attacked by an alligator this morning was naked and smoking crack at the time, Polk County deputies who rescued him said today.

The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were called by nearby residents who reported hearing a man yelling for help.

That’s a tough one to explain to your wife/mom/shrink/parole officer, huh?

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