Someone sent me the Vinyl Record Label Generator a while ago, but today, Dan sent me the cassette version, which I find even funnier, because pre-recorded cassettes were so inherently disposable and lame. (Let’s be honest, the only people with significant collections of these things were friendless and smelled like either baby powder or pee. [...]

I’m not sure whether mainstream attitudes have really changed, or whether they’re just more nuanced and pushed further underground, but what I do know is that people who actually liken homosexuality to smallpox shouldn’t be allowed to operate a motor vehicle, vote, own guns/power tools, or use my oxygen.

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