I’m off to the Raps home opener tonight, and in honour of another season of basketball, I thought I’d share one of my favourite commercials of all time.

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Even Stephen King couldn’t make this shit up:
A SKELETON or a zombie might kill you. But going to a rave could imperil your eternal life. Secular haunted houses are incompetent to address these dangers. Besides, they celebrate a pagan holiday. So this October, hundreds of churches around America hosted their own horror shows, to [...]