5 Things — Banner bad

I was clicking around Classmates.com and came across this:

5 things that are wrong with it:

1. This woman is very clearly a prostitute
2. Her blouse features leopard, tiger and giraffe print. You may choose only one. I know you work hard for the money, but how many animals have to die, you crazy, crazy hooker lady?
3. If you went to school with your soul mate, shouldn’t you have known that at the time? Why, years later, are you trawling around on Classmates.com — the only viable shot you think you have at finding her? Really, the headline should read: “Turn a girl that would never talk to you and carried condoms in her purse and was always smoking cigarettes with jocks outside the arcade into a stalking victim“. But I admit that’s a bit clumsy.
4. What if you went to an all boys school?
5. The company is called True

Apologies to the almighty copyranter, who also likes to go off on these ads. But c’mon, this is irresistible, fish-in-a-barrel type stuff.