World’s wittiest lonely hearts ads

Even by my standards, this is just a shameless repost with nothing added at all. But screw you all, it’s funny! They’re all real ads, but they read like something out of the Framley Examiner.

Here’s my fave:

‘I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and covered in too much tahini. Before long I’ll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you’re the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32, rarely produces winning metaphors.’

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Thanks to Ananova for the story.