“Me Idiot”
That’s what you get when you scramble the letters in Tie Domi’s name. Me Idiot.
Another anagram for the former Leaf enforcer’s name is “I Do Time”, which makes sense for a guy that plied his trade as one of hockey’s greatest goons. I think the CBC was saying he was the second most penalized player in the NHL. (The stat’s not even worth looking up, really. But he’s up there.)
Now Domi — who retired, what, a week ago? — has been slapped with a divorce case for adultery. And as part of the package, MP Belinda Stronach, with whom Domi is allegedly having an affair, can kiss her political ambitions “later, eh?” (She’s such a hoser. Seemingly in a number of senses).
The suit also claims that Domi had an affair, some years ago, with Relic Hunter and Wayne’s World star Tia Carerre, seen here at what must be among the very lowermost rungs of the red carpet circuit.
Look at that picture. Allow yourself a moment to take a mental Kodak of the press scrum for whatever non-event it must have been. Imagine the throng of reporters. (Okay, it was one reporter. Okay, it was Ben Mulroney. Okay, okay, it was just some guy who isn’t even a journalist, but he’s a bit podgy and very needy, which is totally like Ben Mulroney):
“Miss Carerre, who are you wearing this evening?”
“Uhhh…Starter?”
“Are those real?”
“Oh my heavens, no! Are you a stupid idiot or or something?”
“Mmmmmm, what’s that fragrance you’re wearing?”
“Tie Domi.”
Anyway, Tie’s been retired for a week and he’s already proving a potential liability to the network that hired him. That’s pretty impressive. Well, about as impressive as punching people for a living and collecting the salary of a professional hockey player.
Belinda, if it’s true, for shame! You’re wrecking a family, but more than that, your reputation would suffer less if you were dating Mickey Rourke!
And Tia? Um, yeah, nice dress and stuff. Say this much for Domi: a week into his retirement, he’s at the center of the best trashy gossip this country’s seen since Maggie Trudeau went gonzo at Studio 54 with the Stones. Tie and Belinda make David Beckham and Posh Spice look really, really classy.
Read the story. This is only the best part:
In January 2006 Tie Domi started working on Stronach’s political campaign, Leanne Domi says in the divorce document, even though “Tie had little to no interest in politics, and in fact, had not the slightest idea about political ideology.”
Oh Tie. You idiot. Is your middle name “Ufcking”, by chance?
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Looks like Tie is carrying on in the great Domi tradition his brother kicked off back in the MFP glory days. Congrats on a second line in ruining the political careers of self-serving asshats, Domi clan!
It’s just too bad they don’t have a little sister we could send down Steven “Whaa…?” Harper’s way.
Happy anniversary, by the way.
Yeah, someone pointed out that for a guy who couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn door with his patented Hands of Stoneâ„¢, he sure does score a lot off the ice.
Re anniversary: Thanks man! 3rd anniversary is leather. Maybe I should ask Tie for recommendations — although I’m guessing he’d just punch my lights out, as is his way.